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Nov 22, 2014
04:40AM
Humor and humour are different spellings of the same word. Humor is preferred in American English, and humour is preferred in all the other main varieties of English.
So you had it correct Rick. Most of the planet spells it correctly 
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| Nov 22, 2014 04:40AM | robster | |
| Nov 21, 2014 11:39PM | JiMINI | |
| Nov 21, 2014 11:13PM | Spitz | |
| Nov 21, 2014 10:35PM | Jemal | |
| Nov 21, 2014 09:25PM | Hunter2 | |
| Nov 21, 2014 05:40PM | jeg | |
| Nov 21, 2014 04:18PM | zippypinhead | Edited: Nov 21, 2014 09:47PM |
| Nov 21, 2014 02:04PM | Dan Moffet | |
| Nov 21, 2014 02:01PM | Dan Moffet | |
| Nov 21, 2014 01:58PM | Dan Moffet | Edited: Nov 21, 2014 02:05PM |
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An old age couple wanted to try for a baby, so they visit the doctor who asks the old man to produce a sperm sample in a small plastic bottle. After about a week, the old couple return with an empty bottle. the doctor asks "what's the problem?" "well" says the old man, "first I tried it with my right hand ... and then my left hand ... then my wife tried it with her left and right hands .... Then she tried it with her Dentures and then without herDentures ... and we still couldn't get the lid of that bloody bottle!
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Seasonal funny. Winter is here and certainly I acknowledge the hardships from our friends in NE US (Buffalo+) this week. Our thoughts are with you for sure. This has been around for a bit and this is maybe one of the most censored versions. Still one of my fav's 'cause I've been there.
//sofinesjoyfulmoments.com/humor/ilovesnow.htm
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Humor vs. humour
"Everybody should own a MINI at some point, or you are incomplete as a human being" - James May
"WET COOPER", Partsguy1 (Terry Snell of Penticton BC ) - Could you send the money for the unpaid parts and court fees.
Ordered so by a Judge
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Who told the one a while back that ended with "My name is Tonto. Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba". I just laughed all over again, and I can't even remeber the whole joke!! Was that you Zippy?
Yes indeed, a little comic relief goes a long way. And lasts a long time. Thanks Dan!
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Thanks Dan! A little humour, or is that humor, goes a long way! (dang blast it, that Webster guy was intent on creating a new Republics English)
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"He pulls back the mask and says, “Now listen very carefully….. Are my test results back?”"
Anything you want to share?
The peasants are revolting... 
"Gone with the Wind" - a brief yet moving vignette concerning lactose intolerance
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A man is just waking up in a hospital bed after a procedure. He still has an oxygen mask on making it difficult to talk. He sees the nurse attending to him and asks, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”
The nurse looks at him incredulously and says, “That’s no kind of question to be asking me…”
Struggling to talk he says, “No, no nurse, are my testicles black?”
She starts thinking that, if he gets any more upset his heart rate and blood pressure are going to go all over the place. So, she lifts up his blanket pulls back his gown lifts his junk and has a look around…. “I can assure you sir that your testicles are just fine and they’re certainly not black…..”
He pulls back the mask and says, “Now listen very carefully….. Are my test results back?”
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A Priest is about to finish his tour of duty, and is leaving his
Mission in the jungle where he has spent a number of years teaching
the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them
was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree
and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further
and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a
couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each
other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replies, "MY bike.
Mission in the jungle where he has spent a number of years teaching
the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them
was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree
and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further
and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a
couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each
other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replies, "MY bike.
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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."
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The urine sample
One time I got sick and landed in hospital.
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would
Talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
And how are we doing this morning?
Or
Are we ready for a bath? Or
Are we hungry?
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice
Off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the
Urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,
My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand,
Popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,
Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time!
The nurse fainted... I just smiled.
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!
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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."
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Jamal needed some Friday Humour.
The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub.
A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle.
A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing.
A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing.
'Fishing,' the old man said simply.
'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub.
'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub.
As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked,
'And how many have you caught?'
'You're the eighth,' the old man answered.
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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."
