Here you go-Zips list of snappy answers to stupic questions.  eNJoy!

The late, great Zippy, aka Robin Williams from North Royalton OH had a sheet of answers made up by #, these covered pretty well the stupic questions asked by the public at car shows,

Eg: Inquirering red neck, "how many clowns can you put in there?, Robin would then say, Oh, that would be # 19- and the red neck would look at Robins' impeccably typed list and it read, I don't know but why don't you go home and bring all of your cousins here and we will find out

Or is that an electric car ?,

read # 3, "No you dumb ass, what do you think that fuel filler is for ,!!

Maybe Robins' Son Matt could post up his list of answers

big AL

That's a good idea.... We try to keep some printed 'handouts' in the Moke to give people at intersections and such.... When there simply isn't time to get into a long explanation!  When I notice people in town pointing or looking inquiringly,  I shout "it's a classic Mini Moke"

I remember someone posted a link to a 1-Page Flyer about Minis for putting in the window of the car at car shows and for street passerby's who always ask "What kind of car is THAT?"  Anybody remember where that is?  We have a car show at work this weekend and it would be nice to have a little information about the history of the Mini posted in the window.