Friday Funny
Created by: Dan Moffet
Orig. Posting Date | User Name | Edit Date |
Jan 22, 2018 04:28PM | specialist | |
Jan 22, 2018 04:19PM | scooperman | |
Jan 21, 2018 12:23PM | Whee | |
Jan 21, 2018 08:04AM | thewerewolf | |
Jan 21, 2018 03:26AM | specialist | |
Aug 8, 2017 09:59AM | Dan Moffet | |
Aug 6, 2017 09:09PM | Spitz | |
Aug 5, 2017 10:26AM | Cheleker | |
Aug 5, 2017 10:01AM | specialist | Edited: Aug 5, 2017 10:10AM |
Aug 5, 2017 09:21AM | Dan Moffet | Edited: Aug 5, 2017 09:28AM |
Aug 4, 2017 05:18PM | specialist | |
Aug 4, 2017 01:05PM | JimOhio | Edited: Aug 4, 2017 01:09PM |
Aug 4, 2017 11:09AM | Willie_B | Edited: Aug 4, 2017 11:10AM |
Aug 4, 2017 09:43AM | Dan Moffet |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scooperman
what is the difference between cows and hamsters? Cows survive the branding.
warning: please be careful with you answers.
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what is the difference between cows and hamsters? Cows survive the branding.
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nothing. like a good joke to put a smile on my face. I just heard one but I can NOT even post it here.. Here is good one. ML ... trying to do engine swap himself. later bc
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True Story
My grandfather told me that he saw The Titanic, and that from the beginning he warned all the people that the boat would sink, but they ignored him. However, they were warned again on several occassions, until they kicked him out the cinema.
My grandfather told me that he saw The Titanic, and that from the beginning he warned all the people that the boat would sink, but they ignored him. However, they were warned again on several occassions, until they kicked him out the cinema.
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Have you ever noticed that people with a poor sense of humour often consider themselves to be very witty, but aren't?
(I find that funny.)
(I find that funny.)
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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JimOhio
I NEVER LIKED JOKES... KIND OF LAME.. BETTER TO JUST BE WITTY
JOKE TELLERS PUT THEMSELVES AND THE VICTIM (THEIR AUDIENCE) I AN AWKWARD POSITION.. AUDIENCE FEELS NEED TO SAY IT IS FUNNY OR LAUGH...
IN ADDITION, AFTER THE LAME JOKE IS OVER. THE JOKE TELLER STAMMERS AND STUTTERS... JUST AN AWFUL THING.. NO TALENT NEEDED TO BE A JOKE TELLER.. MUCH BETTER TO JUST BE WITTY, LIKE ME.
JOKE TELLERS PUT THEMSELVES AND THE VICTIM (THEIR AUDIENCE) I AN AWKWARD POSITION.. AUDIENCE FEELS NEED TO SAY IT IS FUNNY OR LAUGH...
IN ADDITION, AFTER THE LAME JOKE IS OVER. THE JOKE TELLER STAMMERS AND STUTTERS... JUST AN AWFUL THING.. NO TALENT NEEDED TO BE A JOKE TELLER.. MUCH BETTER TO JUST BE WITTY, LIKE ME.
Also, is this actually perhaps specialist??
Cheleker....I would hope to hell she cooks!
"Everybody should own a MINI at some point, or you are incomplete as a human being" - James May
"WET COOPER", Partsguy1 (Terry Snell of Penticton BC ) - Could you send the money for the unpaid parts and court fees.
Ordered so by a Judge
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Don Meredith, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback once said : “Coach Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he was married to Raquel Welch, he would expect her to cook.”
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i agree, i dunno why all of a sudden jimohio became so ballistic on that particular post, with matching capital letters, i doubt if that's him, he must have forgotten to log out from his mm account and maybe somebody from his house mess'd with his account and posted something weird. i still give him a benefit of the doubt, he's been always calm in his other posts, why a sudden change?? that's very puzzling...or was he used to be a police officer? and maybe he got irked because a police is involved on that joke? maybe that touched his ego. let's see how Minerva would react, he used to be a police officer too.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JimOhio
I NEVER LIKED JOKES... KIND OF LAME.. BETTER TO JUST BE WITTY
JOKE TELLERS PUT THEMSELVES AND THE VICTIM (THEIR AUDIENCE) I AN AWKWARD POSITION.. AUDIENCE FEELS NEED TO SAY IT IS FUNNY OR LAUGH...
IN ADDITION, AFTER THE LAME JOKE IS OVER. THE JOKE TELLER STAMMERS AND STUTTERS... JUST AN AWFUL THING.. NO TALENT NEEDED TO BE A JOKE TELLER.. MUCH BETTER TO JUST BE WITTY, LIKE ME.
JOKE TELLERS PUT THEMSELVES AND THE VICTIM (THEIR AUDIENCE) I AN AWKWARD POSITION.. AUDIENCE FEELS NEED TO SAY IT IS FUNNY OR LAUGH...
IN ADDITION, AFTER THE LAME JOKE IS OVER. THE JOKE TELLER STAMMERS AND STUTTERS... JUST AN AWFUL THING.. NO TALENT NEEDED TO BE A JOKE TELLER.. MUCH BETTER TO JUST BE WITTY, LIKE ME.
(just sayin')
"Friday Funnies" was a long-time feature around here, probably before your time. Members would share new jokes or sometimes some oldie-but-goodies that younger members had not heard before.
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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."
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i like jokes that are cheap, i don't like jokes that forces the listener to think and analyze, jokes need to be simplified.
when i say "cheap jokes" i meant jokes about say, false teeth, mistresses, rednecks,(redneck styles always makes me laugh/ try to google "redneck birth control" and you'll see what i'm talking about), ,and pretty much jokes that are happening in our daily lives.
when i say "cheap jokes" i meant jokes about say, false teeth, mistresses, rednecks,(redneck styles always makes me laugh/ try to google "redneck birth control" and you'll see what i'm talking about), ,and pretty much jokes that are happening in our daily lives.
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I NEVER LIKED JOKES... KIND OF LAME.. BETTER TO JUST BE WITTY
JOKE TELLERS PUT THEMSELVES AND THE VICTIM (THEIR AUDIENCE) I AN AWKWARD POSITION.. AUDIENCE FEELS NEED TO SAY IT IS FUNNY OR LAUGH...
IN ADDITION, AFTER THE LAME JOKE IS OVER. THE JOKE TELLER STAMMERS AND STUTTERS... JUST AN AWFUL THING.. NO TALENT NEEDED TO BE A JOKE TELLER.. MUCH BETTER TO JUST BE WITTY, LIKE ME.
JOKE TELLERS PUT THEMSELVES AND THE VICTIM (THEIR AUDIENCE) I AN AWKWARD POSITION.. AUDIENCE FEELS NEED TO SAY IT IS FUNNY OR LAUGH...
IN ADDITION, AFTER THE LAME JOKE IS OVER. THE JOKE TELLER STAMMERS AND STUTTERS... JUST AN AWFUL THING.. NO TALENT NEEDED TO BE A JOKE TELLER.. MUCH BETTER TO JUST BE WITTY, LIKE ME.
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I Want You I Shall Seek And Find You I Shall Take You To Bed And Have My Way With You I Shall Make You Ache ,shake,sweat Till You Moan I Will Make You Beg For Mercy I Will Exhaust You Till The Point you Will Be Relieved When I am Finished With You You Will Be Weak For Days All My Love Swine Flu
"How can anything bigger be mini?"
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A police officer called the station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor's still wet."
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor's still wet."
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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."