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 Posted: Feb 23, 2018 03:17PM
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of the front of his pants and
bartender says 'do you know you've got a steering wheel hanging out of your pants'?
Pirate replies 'Aarghh, and it's driving me nuts'!

 Posted: Feb 23, 2018 10:16AM
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Never trust an atom.

They make everything up.*







*Also applies to specialist...

 Posted: Feb 23, 2018 10:07AM
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a porn star and her manager are driving down the highway having a horrible argument.  In frustration, the porn star throws a giant dildo out the window.  It bounces off the windshield of the  car behind tem and over the roof. 


A dad is driving in that car with his really really young daughter.

She says daddy, what was that?


Stammering not knowing what to say, he stumbles, uh, uh, I think it was a bug.







She says Wow, sure did have a big dic*.

 Posted: Feb 23, 2018 05:59AM
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A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ”I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything”

 Posted: Feb 23, 2018 05:41AM
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The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. |Suddenly everything got tense.

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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."

 Posted: Feb 23, 2018 05:28AM
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A weasel walks into a bar, the bartender say's, wow your the first weasel ever to come in this bar, what will you have?
Pop goes the weasel.