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 Posted: Feb 14, 2025 06:54AM
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Chuck Norris and Superman once had a contest to see who was strongest. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

*used to be 'nynone4' here on the board but can't seem to get back into that account Embarassed

 Posted: Feb 14, 2025 06:31AM
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At the bank an elderly lady asked to check her balance, I pushed her over.

"How can anything bigger be mini?"

 Posted: Feb 8, 2025 03:44PM
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what does an escalator say when it is broken? Nothing, it just stairs.

 Posted: Feb 7, 2025 06:42PM
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I started a fight with three, then 5 7 and 9 jumped in and I knew the odds were against me...

"How can anything bigger be mini?"

 Posted: Jan 31, 2025 05:04PM
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I threw my old Mini into reverse. Boy did that take me back.....

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 Posted: Jan 31, 2025 02:06PM
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Before the crowbar was invented crows had to drink at home.

"How can anything bigger be mini?"

 Posted: Jan 17, 2025 10:06AM
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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One's a superhero and one's a command!

"Nature Bats Last"
 Posted: Jan 17, 2025 09:27AM
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TESLA Cybertruck.

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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."

 Posted: Jan 17, 2025 06:11AM
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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture.
 
What do you call a woman standing between two goal posts?
Annette.
 
Who runs the Keeler Elves'  answering service?
The treeceptionist 
 
Which 90s sitcom star can only be seen through a microscope?
Amoeba McIntyre.
 
What happened when the woman discovered her fiancée had a wooden leg?
She broke it off.
 
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one.
 
Where do frogs get their eyes tested?
At the hoptician.
 
What's the difference between a fisherman and a schoolboy?
The fisherman baits his hooks and the schoolboy...

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What is the difference between IronMan and AluminumMan?

IronMan stops the bad guys, AluminumMan just foils their plans.

"How can anything bigger be mini?"