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 Posted: Sep 19, 2014 05:17AM
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Originally Posted by JerseyMini
it's not as small in here as I thought,but you definitely can't have *** in that back seat...lol

 

Of course, they look in the back and think that, which lowers their guard......

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 Posted: Sep 19, 2014 04:00AM
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Of course with all the money you save on gas. you can afford to get the hotel room and a bottle of wine..this is truely why it is a chick magnet  

Or for that very special lady you take her for a drive to the country and get a room at a bed and breakfast. As a bonus you get to drive the twisty back roads to get there a real win-win-win

 


Once you replace everything that is attached to something else. It will all be fixed.

 Posted: Sep 19, 2014 03:50AM
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JUst have a mini with a sun roof!!!!!!

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 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 04:30PM
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it's not as small in here as I thought,but you definitely can't have *** in that back seat...lol

Wrong! there is plenty of room in the back seat...you just have to be flexible

 

Just remove the front seats..... plenty of room.

 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 03:57PM
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chick magnet no, rust magnet yes.

 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 01:38PM
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mini's attract everything (kids, guys, and yes Chicks of all ages).  The rest is up to you.  By the way, I don't recommend calling most of them "chicks" to their face, as a really good pick up line.

The only time the girls calling them chicks worked was during a get together at the Panama City Beach, FL Hooter's.  Every single Hooter girl wanted and got pics with my car.  But, then again, they do sell chicken parts in skimpy clothes so chick is probably right.

 

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 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 12:52PM
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OMG, , that's what im worried about, chicks thinks that i drive a mini car, and that i also have a mini *****, you knaw how they think sometimes...jizzz

Quite the opposite as Zippy's story dscribes. BIG cars and trucks are typically referred to as compensation for other inadequacies.

Didn't somebody here have a sticker on the back of their Mini that said "What are YOU compensating for?"

 

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 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 12:24PM
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moke is more roomy, but too exposed to do such things LOL!!!

 

 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 12:03PM
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Originally Posted by JerseyMini
it's not as small in here as I thought,but you definitely can't have *** in that back seat...lol

Wrong! there is plenty of room in the back seat...you just have to be flexible

 


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 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 10:47AM
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OMG, , that's what im worried about, chicks thinks that i drive a mini car, and that i also have a mini *****, you knaw how they think sometimes...jizzz

The folks that have been on this message bored for a while can just ignore the following story. (they've heard it too many times)


When I had "Murph" my old '59 frankienmini, I stopped off at a local tavern for a cold beverage. The woman I sat down next to stared at me and said, "I can't believe a guy your size got out of that little car...."

"Well, I don't have to compensate for anything...."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you know what they say about guys that drive big trucks...."

"No, what?"

"Big truck, little Willie..."

She started to laugh so hard I thought she was gonna piss herself.... Points to the guy next to her says, "This is my husband" and, pointing out the door at a jacked-up Ford pick up, "That's his truck..."

Fortunately, he had a sense of humor.

 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 10:44AM
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OMG, , that's what im worried about, chicks thinks that i drive a mini car, and that i also have a mini *****, you knaw how they think sometimes...jizzz

Maybe that is the case for a Bini, but I've always found (pre-Suzy days of course) that a Mini or an Elf combined with an English accent leaves one with plenty of choice...

 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 10:19AM
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I pulled up to a pizza shop to get some food,a girl walks in from the hair salon next door over and looks at me and my buddy puzzled and says...did you two just pull up in that car outfront?"both of us are taller 6'4 and 6'5 lol

I said yes that's mine,she walks outside...opens the door and says,can I sit in it? I said sure...I walk over and she's looking in the backseat and gos, it's not as small in here as I thought,but you definitely can't have *** in that back seat...lol

 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 10:09AM
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It was

in 1975,not so sure for this days ,maybe chiks litle more mature.

Regards Pred

you still do attrack exactly the same chicks as in 1975. The only difference is that they were younger in 1975

 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 08:54AM
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OMG, , that's what im worried about, chicks thinks that i drive a mini car, and that i also have a mini *****, you knaw how they think sometimes...jizzz

 

 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 08:37AM
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In as much as a mini is the opposite of a "penis-extension" car like a Jag XKE, then maybe it is.

Car engines make CO2 and trees absorb CO2. By running your engine you're feeding a tree and helping the environment.

 Posted: Sep 18, 2014 04:34AM
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Nah. If you want to attract the birds, go with a Morris Minor.

 

I guess the Morris owner wanted a coupe worse than he wanted a traveller. LOL! 

"Retired:  No Job, No Money, Wife and I!  Will travel anywhere for Minis"

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Nah. If you want to attract the birds, go with a Morris Minor.

 

 Posted: Sep 17, 2014 06:32PM
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It was

in 1975,not so sure for this days ,maybe chiks litle more mature.

Regards Pred

 Posted: Sep 17, 2014 06:20PM
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Is the Mini a good chick magnet??  please share your experiences


A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. 

 Posted: Sep 17, 2014 05:37PM
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Is the Mini a good chick magnet??  please share your experiences