"Boison"

Why don't you just buy your own spare parts? You bitch too much!

Whhhhhhaaaat?? do you know how far is denmark to the US?????  a $39 ignition wire will cost maybe 50bucks for the shipping alone... gosh what are you doing in Denmark??? you speak good english,maybe you are an American,what the H are you doing in denmark?? do you speak danish? my goodness, aaanyway, i really need that wire no matter what.  the wire that i have now is chipping and arcing a bit when revving.  I think Malsal is my only hope now. 

btw just to give you a recap, my mini has been misfiring since last week, chamber# 4,  it turned out to be the points, it went bad,, i replaced the points and the puppy runs like a demon., i had the points installed about 3months already but i have a habbit of sandpaper-ing the contact point every so often,hoping to get a good connection, but little did i know that it is bad, sanding the stupet contact point will make the points wear prematurely. perhaps the most that i need to do is to wipe it with cotton swap just to remove the soothe or carbon caused by arc. this should serve as a wake up call to all of you who still uses points distributor., can't wait for Sir A to send me his free 123 dizzy.

Not likely, f*cktard - these EBC Greenstuff pads have been on the car for several years.  Go on, keep inventing stories to suit your pathetic perspective.

You really need those mini parts so badly?  Well, you know what to do.  Suck it up, nipple-boy and post your pictures, E-mail your address to those who have offered parts and you'll get your parts.  

If I don't see a picture as I requested earlier, followed by an E-mailed home shipping address (which I'll verify - honesty is important, no cheating to get free stuff...  it wouldn't be cool...), then I'll simply give these wires to someone else.  I've got 3 or 4 sets of wires hanging about, not including the meters of 'bumblebee' copper wire and suppressed caps that I make for some local racers.  Remember, I don't need to be nice to you - I know more about you than you know that I know. 

Your life is in danger?  Not likely, and anyways, awe, too bad...  You probably didn't think about that when you posted this photo on the scooter-for-sale advertisement.

//www.bikerplaza.com/cls-Yamaha-Morphous-2007-VanessaTony.html

Anyone can take a picture of you at any time and post it on the Internet.  You could be 'accidentally' caught 'peripherally' in a photograph, or a video and posted on YouTube - at any time, at any activity - supermarket, local park, gas station etc.  And, it's probably 0615 hrs. local time right now, and I've been on this message board, another message board, have E-mailed a friend several times during the last 7 hours - do you really know that I'm in Denmark???  Maybe I'm in Yuma, maybe I'm in California, maybe I'm at Ft. Hood???  I could be in Florida or maybe right behind you - BOOO!

Yet another thread gone sour...  You really are one stupid/useless/worthless & weak  ...

The clock is ticking - we're now beyond 24 hours in our offers, with no progress.  I can't speak for the others, but if someone else contacts me after say, 48 hours, and you haven't taken steps to fulfill your side of the transaction, then guess what - my parts will go to someone who can use them. 

By the way, did I call you an idiot lately?  No, I haven't - I've been trying to be nice, but guess what - you're an idiot.     ... Freakin' F*cktard Troll ...

hahaha, life in friday evenings?????? i doubt it,lol...but i know Sir Alex is at work right now because i think it's early in the morning in UK at this moment.  Jeg?,hmm maybe he's fixing his brakes, his brand new brake pads must have worn out because he stepped on it so HARD few hours ago, Malsal?, i dunno ,maybe he's counting the aligators crossing the streets in florida to make himself fall asleep(instead of counting the sheeps), i know there are lots of crocodiles in florida  that's what i was told.,,hmmm but i will patiently wait for them to surface.because i really need those mini parts so badly...

Well as it seems you are not prepared to fulfill your part of the three deals offered to you as per usual and i along with others i am sure kind of expected it you really can't blame them, like others here they have probably had enough of you and your childish antics.

Or maybe they have a life on Friday evenings.

SEE?? i toldya Alex,jeg and mal...what you are asking me is too much, and will put my life in danger, good thing air3air posted it, my goodness, i toldya, if you are really sincere in helping me, you just need to ask me to email you the pic and if you want i can call you and talk to you over the phone, and prove that indeed i'm real and a legitimate owner of a 1977 Leyland mini "so ridiculously" Special, and that i am not a Troll like what Norman is saying,(btw, is he the husband of Jesse?), aaanyway...  so please, i need help for parts. pls be sincere in helping, currently i'm  in a jiff.

Todd, you don't need oil coolers/ california people do not need oil coolers, NOW if you live in a place where temp gets to 117 to 131F, oil cooler is a MUST.. i have been to california and experience the weather and told myself gosh why are people here complaining about overheating???. just propely tune your 64 replica car and there will be no issues.

This is the temp in my backyard right now.

Edited after 3hrs:  gosh where are my  donors?? they all disappeared??!!

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First - I removed my oil cooler and not only does it actually run cooler (rarely above halfway now) but I can get to everything behind the grill.

Second - Regarding asking Boison to submit a photo with custard on the bonnet and a newspaper etc.

There's a hilarious hobby called 'Scambaiting' where Nigerian scammers who email you to collect your award money get counter-scammed - by you.  Entire organizations of very clever folk here in the West - often previous victims of Nigerian scams - network together to lure and bait the scammers into protracted torment by offering large cash donations, etc if they jump through various hysterical hoops.  It can go on for months.

These professional scammers are dangerous con artists who very badly deserve their fates, some pictured here.  They're enticed to go on expensive journeys, appear on tv, etc. by Scambaiters.  They'll do anything as you see in the attached photos for money and offers that never come.

It's called 419eater and you'll see a perfect fit for Boison there.  And you'll die laughing.

If following Norm's suggestion you may wish to include this disclaimer in the thread quote.

Sir A, ill send you my home address , send the dizzy to me , i,ll fit it, if the dizzy works on my car then ill post pic of myself , if not i will fedex the non working dizzy back to you asap.  ok deal!!!     

hmm, you're starting to get british on me huh?? LOL

Sir A, where's the picture of the free dizzy?  look, if you guys are sincere in giving, you dont need to give me tons of conditions,, unless you don't really want to give. 

and it's not you guys who i'm worried about to screw me up if i post my pics, i trust you alex,mm,jeg,dan,zippy,mal  but the others  no.  some of my alter egos who put up usernames and tried to mess with my credibility like, informer,azbob, roadster etc i dont know these people and i dont know what they can do to me if i reveal my identity. i can email you my pics with the car but not in the forum i apologize...

"boison" (... for Norm)

I believe what is happening now is "trolling the troll"... he's gotta put up or shut up.

When people do follow that practice, it is possible to have the useful thread (answering OPs original question) and the nonsense related to arguing worthlessly with boison carry on without disrupting the rest of the thread (simply scroll past all of it, helpfully identified as such).

thanks, Norm

In answer to your questions in the order received:

To mail the cooler to you.

Yes.

I won't.

Your security was shot when you posted your scooter for sale on the internet amongst other things.

Lets make this deal easy and keep it the same as Alex's and John's (if you go for his plug wires) which after the last carb episode i can't believe he is even considering sending you anything, come too think of it not sure why i am either.

FWIW i don't give a rats ass where you or your honey reside work or go to Church i have a life, just be straight tell the truth don't bull$hit and people will help you it is human nature. And no i will not forward any imformation you give me.

I am in Florida so postage will be cheap.

Grabs the popcorn.. sits on the couch and waits for this glorious reveal

What a douchbag...  Security reasons, éh?  Who'd you piss off?  Oh, wait, I know...  My goodness, it probably should be told in a magazine article - or maybe it has been already told???   HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA -

You lost out on a free carb, now losing a free dizzy and a free oil cooler; you've got good people begging to help you and you're whining.  You say you trust them, but you really don't. 

Do you want a set of still-in-the-package spark plug wires?  Check these babies out:  C-27H7779 . 

All you need to do:

I'd like a picture of you standing in front of your mini, smiling, wearing a baseball cap sideways such that it doesn't conceal your eyes, and with a t-shirt covering those pinkish areolas while holding a lit sparkler like it's the 4th of July. 

A cardboard sign standing on the ground propped against your leg which says "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" would be nice too. 

You simply E-mail to me your home address (and you know I'll confirm it, of course - how else will I be able to visit when I'm in town...), post the picture here on the message board and I'll send the brand new matching plug wires to you.  I assure you, your name and address will be confidential - my 35D word.

When you have so many issues with people and not behaving well that's what normally happens. You're scared to show your face. Like a terrorist.

can i at least wear a mask or a pantyhose over my face???     honestly it's a security issue more than anything else,,but i really need the elect dizzy

And that's the end of the discussion - no picture and emailled address (my contact details are in my profile), no dizzy.

Gotta post your face. Otherwise how will we know you when you arrive at MMW to give autographs. We don't want autographs from an impostor.