Doncha just love AI "mansplaining"?

I joined a dating site for arsonists. They sent me a lot of matches. kimb

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said 'yes of course. That's 20 cows.'

If your abducted by a group of mimes, they will do unspeakable things to you...

Time to get up and get moving. Today's bad decisions aren't going to make themselves. 

what do you call an underfed hippopotamus in Budapest? A hungry Hungary hippo KimB

(For those of us old enough to remember Roy Rogers and a tune called Chattanooga Coo-Choo)

Roy Rogers got himself a brand new, custom, pair of cowboy boots. They ere intended for show but he decided to wear them a bit to break them in. So, one fine morning he put them on and rode Trigger (his horse for you young-uns) up a canyon.

Passing a bunch of rocks, a cougar jumped out and tried to attack Roy, but Roy managed to fend him off with his feet, tearing up his new boots. But he survived.

Later in the week he and Dale Evans (his wife) were riding up the same canyon and she spotted a cougar sunning on a rock.Dale turned to Roy and asked (in a melodious way)

"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?'

what kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-Toad

Sometimes you have to hug the you don't really like so you know how big the hole in your backyard....

Sunday, May 4th be with you!

I tried Wookiee meat once. It was chewy.

never play tennis using a cymbal. Why? Because it makes a terrible racket.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1, Anna2.

A new supermarket opened near my house. ?? It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. ?? Just before it activates, you hear the sound of distant thunder ?? and catch the scent of fresh rain. ??? When you approach the milk section, you hear cows mooing ?? and experience the aroma of fresh hay. ?? Near the egg case, hens cluck and cackle ??, and the air fills with the delicious smell of bacon and eggs frying. ???? The vegetable department features the scent of fresh, buttered corn. ???? I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

In baseball, what position does the Kool-Aid man play? Relief pitcher.

That did not take long for a troll spammer to post their trash. Bummer.

SPAM ALERT "Rosita928Ruiz" is a SPAMMER.

Dubious links are bad enough, but when they start explaining jokes..... TOO MUCH!

You're right, some people are easily offended due to their experiences, as seen in your bus stop encounter where "How are you getting on?" could be misconstrued by someone with no legs. The "mini" paradox, like a mini-fridge, TxTag Toll refers to a smaller size relative to the standard, not absolute smallness. It highlights how language relies on comparison and context.

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was ‘How are you getting on?'